Based surfer dude moment

By Kelly - 26/08/2023 16:00

Today, I was admiring a hot surfer with my friend when he approached us. I was prepared to give him my number but instead he said, “If I was staring at you two in your bikinis the way you two were ogling me, i’d go to jail. I’m old enough to know your dad by the way, have some respect.” FML
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tiptoppc 19

Oh how the turns table! seriously, the amount of insane attention I get after being married is disturbing. recently, this created an HR nightmare for me. Seriously, if did what this woman did, I’d be sued for sexual harrassment. the HR (all females) laughed at me and expected that I should feel honored to be propositioned. It’s not like I didn’t make it known I’m married. just to be fair, equality goes both ways

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Doom_Kitty 12

And he's right. It's rude to stare and it makes people uncomfortable.

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tiptoppc 19

Oh how the turns table! seriously, the amount of insane attention I get after being married is disturbing. recently, this created an HR nightmare for me. Seriously, if did what this woman did, I’d be sued for sexual harrassment. the HR (all females) laughed at me and expected that I should feel honored to be propositioned. It’s not like I didn’t make it known I’m married. just to be fair, equality goes both ways

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Razath 17

Any way you can bring it higher up the food chain? SOMEONE there has to realise that HR laughing at a sexual harassment case is a bad look and a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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tiptoppc 19

I did. person and HR team were fired. Supervisor got my back!

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poopface82 19

I hope he has a truck for all that self-righteous bullshit he’s spreading. Women ogling men ends with a few giggles and hurt feelings at worst. It ends in a dead woman when a man does it.

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Dumbum123 19

What the hell kind of world are you living in? Regardless of gender, unwanted attention makes people uncomfortable. And don't try to tar all men with the same brush. We're not all monsters. Your comment is so ridiculous that I can't be sure if you're joking or not. Your username is an apt description of yourself as a person. And your straw feminist statement makes it hard for people who are genuinely fighting for equality to be taken seriously.

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hm1220 1

I've been sexually assaulted by people like you several times

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Doom_Kitty 12

And he's right. It's rude to stare and it makes people uncomfortable.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have said, "Double standards, buddy! Now, whip out that Weiner and wiggle it around for us a bit." He's not too old to need to be shown how the world really works.

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lalalaila777 24

lesson learned hopefully!

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hm1220 1

you are a disgusting predator

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