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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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deadangel_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 20:06

First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.

TheVerne 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:10

I do things like that all the time. At night, I often feel something touch my foot and kick really hard...only to realize it's my other foot.

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paleknight47 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:26

It's happened to all of he LOL

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:03

ROFLOL!!!!

ziqi92 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:06

threw urself against a wall...lol, i'd be jumping on the spot screaming like a little girl. i hate spiders just as much

cherrycream 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:34

LMAOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FREAKING FUNNY I LOLED IN REAL LIFE

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:08

Winner.

regalitofatal 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:26

hahahaha i cracked up

kathira120 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:20

Oh, don 't worry about it lol it happens to me all the time 8) Thats what happens when you have long dark hair haha =P

LifeInTheShadows 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:59

but spiders are cute...=(

Simreet2008 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:08

LOL that was so funny

katrinaa_13 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 15:24

ROFFLLL, kinda just made my day. :)

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Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

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