Cool beans

By stupidquestionsstupidpeople - 30/04/2013 03:32 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I met one of my favorite webcomic artists. As I purchased a shirt from their booth, he asked, "What size?" I stupidly asked "How big is a small?" He chuckled, "It's small" and chuckled some more. So much for keeping it cool. FML
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charvisioku 22

That's not even a stupid question - you clearly meant it as in measurements. At least I hope that's what you meant.

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JadeWinter 16

To be fair, clothes range from different sizes no matter what their tag says. I picked up two sweaters the other day, a size 6 and a size 10, and they were both the same size. It's confusing haha.

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gotaplanstan 28

As long as David Brevik was there, was there...who cares lol???

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charvisioku 22

That's not even a stupid question - you clearly meant it as in measurements. At least I hope that's what you meant.

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citygirl28 11

Perfectly sensible question. This guy was just being a bit of a jerk. The man laughs at his own jokes, tells you all you need to know really.

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VeganVampyre 26

Yeah, sizes are different everywhere. I have 2 t shirts that I got at concerts for my favorite band- one's a medium, one's a small, and the small is bigger than the medium. So you have to ask.

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then000bster 16

Hey, It's just like Fml. Somebody says of does something stupid and we comment on how stupid they were.

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Draxanoth 15

^ Case and point.

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JadeWinter 16

To be fair, clothes range from different sizes no matter what their tag says. I picked up two sweaters the other day, a size 6 and a size 10, and they were both the same size. It's confusing haha.

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Enslaved 36

I agree, not all clothing run the same size. Ex: I've purchased clothing from Victoria's Secret's catalogs and they usually run bigger than many other companies. Not their bras (those are usually dead on) but their undies, swimsuit bottoms and even some of their T-shirts do. Returns are such a hassle! :P

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M3DIC4T3 29

What is a cat doing inside of Victoria's Secret? :o

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KLeePrice 11

Enslaved, I think they do it purposely to make women feel better about themselves. I ordered from their catalog as well and the panties were way to big!

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Enslaved 36

So I'm not the only one. (: I knew my big ass wasn't an extra small!

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caitlinrawrr 9

Asking how big a small is is a reasonable question. Smalls and mediums are never the size I think they are.

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then000bster 16

Or it could be an Fml comic... That would be fmlinception.

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gracehi 31

That's not nearly as bad as the person who asked me how big a six-inch hoagie was when I worked at that deli.

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stevothedevo 25

'Six-inch hoagie' sounds like a **** actors name.. Only because i have No idea what it is. Lol

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gracehi 31

A hoagie is a sub sandwich. That's what it's called in New Jersey.

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gracehi 31

47, Yes, but I was in New Jersey at the time so that's what I said.

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gracehi 31

50, I hadn't thought of that, but that would explain it. I just showed them the roll, though, so that clarified things for them pretty quickly.

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Jharrist89 12

So the small is pretty small... Not big lol..

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Ameel_fml 19

On the bright side, you made him laugh. Don't worry. I met Paul Hogan once and the first thing I said to him was "Shit! I don't have a pen" He laughed though, so it made me feel a bit better about swearing in front of a celebrity. lol

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GuessWhatKids 13

Many celebrities must swear to be effective at their job..

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Ameel_fml 19

Well, yeah, but it's not really the impression 16-year-old me wanted to leave for one of my favorite actors. I...didn't realize that would be such a disagree-worthy comment. o.O

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