Be free

By Cora - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 308
You deserved it 9 324

Top comments

Maybe he was trying to act cool and not seem like a crybaby loser?

Comments

leadman1989 15

Some guys just can't take rejection... and then there's your boyfriend - wait your ex!

perdix 29

That happened to me many years ago. I was dating a girl for nearly three years and the last one was total shit. I wanted to break up, but I felt I was committed and just needed to soldier on. It was such a relief when she dumped me. A brilliant move on my part. I got laid so many times after that telling girls how my previous long-term girlfriend dumped me. They'd have thought I was a douchebag if I said, "Yeah, I went out with a girl for three years, then I dumped her." A Pity **** is still a ****.

benhemon 4

Wait, isn't this exactly what you *want* to happen? If you're unhappy with the relationship and want to end it, don't you want him to agree with you completely? Did you want him to be heartbroken and traumatized so you could feel better about yourself? If so, what a bitch!

I dont see why you are complaining, it seems like both of you are happier apart

Brooding99 15

Wow, I think most people hav e had bad break ups before, but dang that's harsh...

You my dear are in so much better shape now that you have shed yourself of this pussy! He wanted to end a relationship but didn't have the guts. NOW - do the following: A. Buy a good camera B. Line up a really hot guy C. Get your brains ****** out D. Get photographic evidence C. Send him photographic evidence with the caption, "THANK GOD - FINALLY"

49- That's why she should 'mail' it to him, you do remember mail, don't you?

yusaku02 20

Just because you are a **** who doesn't respect herself does not mean that the OP is too...

I dunno what kinda world you live in, but most household today would have a scanner as well. So please remove the 'false' from your name.

jbong 0

He was probably sad inside but didnt want to show it

Buzzy123 7

He men't thank god has in it's about time YOU OP have broken up with him cuz he knows u can get a better BF then him but he didn't have the guts to tell u cuz he wants you :D (Ik that's not what he ment but I'm changing it to make it look good for the op)