Be free

By Cora - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML
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Flamedude101 4

Maybe he was trying to act cool and not seem like a crybaby loser?

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Raheemdplayer 7

Could have just said that as a defense mechanism because you just split with him? He would have split with you if not, surely? Unless you're clingy and he couldn't be bothered with the 'please get back with me' stuff. I don't know but FYL

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kablooey_01 3

maybe he wanted the split as much as you did

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Calyx_fml 21

If he felt that way he should have broken up with you. He is a pussy for waiting.

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Mourningstar 4

There had to have hints before this that he lost interest

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rexgar2000 10

you were probably just his sex toy, and when he finally met another one he probably didn't have the guts to break up with you. maybe? no? too soon? ok just saying

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dogpup4 23

If you broke up with him then why do you even care?

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docscientist 9

Because relationships aren't that simple and can be filled with contradictory emotions?

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Dante17 6

And why u feel bad about it? If that was what u wanted?

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beesmakewax 3

Lol. I've felt the same way in the past. Obviously you guys broke up for good reason then.

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Egnar 19

Don't see the problem - You broke up with him so it's not like you have to be around him anymore. There are 2 possible reasons, though, as to why he said it: 1) He's a major pussy and was waiting for you to break it off with him because he doesn't like confrontation. 2) He was trying to act tough and throw you off guard even though he probably very much cares about you.

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sarapsosis 1

I like your comments...you seem rational and logical, a breathe of fresh air really...you wanna go out for coffee sometime? ...yes this IS happening lol if you say no, it won't matter because I'll respond with a "thank God!!" and then you'll write up an FML:-)

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