Break-ups and Love: Be free

Awwww poor OP your EX didn't beg you to stay with him. And said something he knew would get your feathers all ruffled. It worked to he is given 3 man points. YDI

mj_ok 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:37

And you say that right back to his ass.

KLern 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:15

Hey at least you had the balls to pull the switch first, he didn't. Smart move.

sk8erd 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:16

I gotta say thats pretty F*****g funny xD thumbs down?

CannibalQueen15 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 10:07

If he really felt that way he would have broken up with you before. He was just saying that to make you feel bad.

angela420 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 10:53

Lol

bitemebitches 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 17:38

He probly just doesnt wanna show that it hurt him

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