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By Anonymous - 14/11/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 01:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML

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By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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giganticbrain 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:43

******* take them and be happy, asshole.

3P0N1N3 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:44

Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.

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nerdchic 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:44

it's the thought that counts :(

nerdchic 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:46

try losing someone great over petty arguing bullshit :( he thought about you. be thankful that he didn't get you anything

nerdchic 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 15:54

try losing someone great over petty arguing bullshit :( he thought about you. be thankful that he didn't get you anything

Ai_Luv_U 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:01

It's the thought that counts! And at least he got you something and remembered the date!!!!!!!!

fionaes 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:29

Id love a bucket if twizzlers hell Id love anything my fiance gives me because its from him...ungrateful much?

pammy2 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:41

seriously?! why are people so greedy, we didn't get eachother gifts we just hung out all day, if you love him you don't care about that stuff

sideboobbarney 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:24

wtf is wrong with u u stupid biotch it's the thought that matters not the gift

manda_baby_rawr 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:53

I got a Teddy bear that has a heart beat and tells me it loves me. ^.^ and though I loathe twizzlers, a bucket of candy would be boss. quit your bitching.

razzl3erry 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:34

Don't be such an ingrate! At least he got you something! If you didn't like them, that would be different.

czalc 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:04

You sound like a few things: selfish, ungrateful, retarded, pissy and overall just a complete bitch. Have fun with your life!

BaDJennings 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 22:37

Really? Your bf and gf? He did something cute and sweet, and you return his attempt with an upset attitude... What where you expecting a cruise around the world? You just a bf and gf! And only 1 year I might understand 3 and 4 maybe even five but 1 your a real b!@$h and I wouldn't doubt if he dumped your a$$

brianjman14 22

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:29

It's just one ******* year. Get over it. If I had a boyfriend and he got me a BUCKET full of twizzlers, I'd be so ******* happy.

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