By LordCrafte - 15/05/2013 23:43 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after finding out that I would never be able to move my dominant arm again, I decided to talk to my best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, "It really bugs me that you made this conversation all about you." FML
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NeatNit 32

Drop the 'best' part. Actually, drop the 'friend' part.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Well, I mean, you are kinda venting to her about your personal issue, so basically you are talking to her about yourself. She should be more of an understanding friend. And respectful.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Well, I mean, you are kinda venting to her about your personal issue, so basically you are talking to her about yourself. She should be more of an understanding friend. And respectful.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Maybe your friend is willing to help you with some tasks your dominant hand was responsible for in the past? ;)

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stillrob97 3

If she is really a friend she would listen to OP's problems

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

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omg36 7

This got way weirder than it should have.

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cassie13091 10

It really bugs me when people are so insensitive :/

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GigaPudding_fml 24

I do agree that the comment was insensitive and rude but seeing how the friend chose to say it, I'm under the impression the friend was talking about really important first. Like: "My grandma died" "Yeah my arm did too"

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NeatNit 32

Drop the 'best' part. Actually, drop the 'friend' part.

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mn_shr 22

Swap 'best' with '*******' and 'friend' with '****'. That's probably more fitting.

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primadonnagirl 13

AWWW, did she lose feeling in her dominant arm too? :(

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GhostDuck 30

Time to practice b***h- slapping with your new pimp hand. Kidding. Maybe.

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footcheezeez 16

Or a salted dickweed.

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CrissyyyS2 22

What kind of best friend is that. I guess she isn't the listening type. Either way, she's a bitch for even saying that after what happened to your arm.

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Featherwind 11

That was very rude and insensitive of her. Maybe it is time for you to find some new friends OP. Sorry about your predicament! FYL

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Pharmgrl03 9

Why don't you swing your dead arm into her throat. She may be more willing to discuss your issue then.

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ChristinaAAR 14

Maybe she's going through a rough patch as well? Either way, she should've listened to you.

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davincidasecond 24

That doesn't really sound like a friend to me, OP. I can't imagine just how bad it must feel to never use your dominant arm along with all the other complications that go with it. I wouldn't go to her for support anymore if I were you.

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flockz 19

at least when you ********** it will feel like a stranger now.

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trellz17 19

But he can't even move it. -_-

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happylappy 21

Yes he can. He said dominant. Meaning dominant out of the two. If he both couldn't move both he probably would of worded it differently.

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flockz 19

it never said he couldn't move his less dominant hand. my comment implies using the other arm.

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MrClean17 15

20 if OP couldn't have moved either hand the fact he typed the FML is pretty impressive

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CharresBarkrey 15

21 - How would that feel like someone else was doing it if he uses his good arm? I still think you meant to use his non-working arm and are trying to salvage your comment.

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flockz 19

"explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. you understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

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Zebediabolical 39

Go google 'friendly stranger masturbation' and then you'll understand.

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Flaum 7

Op said nothing about whether he can still feel with that arm, only that he can't move it...

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