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By Anonymous - 14/11/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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Mr Nice Guy

By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 01:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML

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By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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giganticbrain 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:43

******* take them and be happy, asshole.

3P0N1N3 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:44

Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.

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DeathSticks 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:11

Unless you dislike Twizzlers, stop being a bitch. =|

campex 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:13

if my woman were anything like you, I'd dump her arse in a moment, and take back my twizzlers.

Rota 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:15

You're a bitch.

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:18

What are twizlers?.. sorry. Aussie moment.

JRSpaniel 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:26

Red licorice ropes. Delicious.

abrasive_punk 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 5:07

Redvines are just a nasty twizzler imitator. =P

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:19

He should dump you. Then you could be really upset by yourself and he could find someone who likes Twizzlers so much that she'd be happy when she got a whole bucket of them. What makes you think you're so special that he needs to put up with your crap?

ishirticapslock 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:20

I'm pretty much just reiterating what everyone else has already said, but it sounds like he was just trying to be cute and nice by remembering a small detail about you. If you don't like Twizzlers, I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be that mad about it.

brianrubin 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:22

OP, I honestly have no idea why you're so upset either. It's a very sweet gesture on his part to notice a detail like that and remember it. A lot of guys wouldn't.

txgirl09 5

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:25

what happened to the thought counting? i hope he leaves her because there is no earthly reason why a perfectly good man should be wasting his time on an ungrateful wench.

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:26

are you blond?

captn_fml 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:48

Blonde.*

captn_fml 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:48

Blonde.*

sayheyyybabe 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:27

A whole bucket of Twizzlers? That's awesome! You should be grateful. I'm pregnant and my boyfriend is cheating on me...and you got a bucket of twizzlers! Hell yes, your life rocks. And by the way, at least he didn't forget your anniversary.

n0ted 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 5:41

oh gosh, you should dump him. you wouldn;t want to spend your life with someone like that.

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