Miscellaneous: Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double...

By Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By jayscalaro - 21/04/2019 20:00

Today, it's raining pretty hard and there are a bunch of puddles everywhere. I’m in a full rain suit and great boots, so instead of walking around the puddles, I decided to walk through the biggest one, only to drop down 4 feet, all because the city didn’t cover up a massive manhole. FML

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By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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jerzjay 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

The_ghetto_mango 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:48

Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

Comments

jlang917 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

That's sucks OP. I wouldn't buy any lottery tickets any time soon!!

jerzjay 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

stryder9090 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:36

Always keep your head on a swivel

GaryTheDarkLord 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

So would it or would it not be better if a towel truck hit you next?

ryan9395 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

Have you ever heard the analogy :Big truck = small dick and Small car = big dick.... Well I'd say that fits perfectly here

itsalanis 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 19:16

On the contrary, no it does not.

Wumbo420_fml 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

That sucks man.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:40

Ouch! That smarts.

The_ghetto_mango 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:48

Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:53

If you got their number plate you could report them for that. It's illegal to drive through a puddle and splash a pedestrian in the UK.

riocaz 1

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:53

I hope you got their License plate number (as I'm presuming you are British here) as thats "Driving without due care and attention", and also "common assault".