By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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StormGirl142 24

Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?

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StormGirl142 24

Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?

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phoenixslayer69 4

Why is common sense, extremely rare?

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OneNightStan 2

Wow, I feel sorry for that man. Another classic example of why women are crazy.

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MedKits 9

Husband? This is kinda reversed, isn't it?

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docscientist 9

1- because op just realized the problem? 13 - you speak words of irony.

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mrssuarez2011 12

Not all of us are like that I hope you're aware.

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Namerkp2 8

13 - Obviously not common sense if the majority of people don't have it lol (common sense)

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crammer1 6

It's probably more comfortable because he's not sleeping in it! Lol...what she needs is a giant king size temper-pedic.

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stupidisntcute 0

That is what I was thinking! Just move beds!!

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DQEight 8

Get one of those sleep number beds that adjusts separately for each side.

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gracevet88 0

It's probly a single

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OctoberRainfall 13

Just switch your bed for the spare bed and you get to sleep on it without the arguments

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mcrluverchick 9

Isn't it usually the husband who sleeps on the spare bed?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

^ No, it's not. It's whoever chooses to sleep there... Derp.

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skeezle 0

Seems like a reasonable reason

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Sinamoi 18

If you keep this up, you might be on a friend's couch soon.

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EllyMo 15

Arguments = make up sex Sounds like a win to me.

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perdix 29

Don't **** around with apologies. Just go for the Angry Sex. If the sex worth a shit, you won't care what the argument was about and you won't have to admit defeat, either. Plus, you had sex.

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ohmandapants 16

How does that even make sense? If you're gonna make a statement like that, you need to back that shit up with a reason. Make up sex is great.

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ohmandapants 16

Painful? What the hell? And if neither person is in the mood then it's not make up sex. You're still mad, it's not making up and having sex. There's no point to that. Your response doesn't really make sense.

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saIty 17

OP: WHY U CHEATING ON ME? Husband: Huh? No, I'm not.. OP: YES U R, U LOVE THE TV MORE THAN ME!

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bobbycorwen 5

I am not entirely positive, but I don't think love for an inanimate object counts as cheating...

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badass243 6

theres no bed in the kitchen?

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