Better call Saul

By possibly a sweater - 05/12/2013 22:26 - United States - Wharton

Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML
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Welshite 39

You, I like you. That's possibly the best come-back I've ever heard.

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at0micmin3r 23

YDI for being an asshole. You KNEW what he meant and that obvi pushed it too far!

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mybrotherisevil 7

Hey, at least the case will be one-sided, in your favor, that is.

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penguin_bitchez 15

You're ******* awesome

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fantasyworld 37

Why are you letting your dog go on other people's lawns?

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KazersGamers 16

I don't know if the judge will even except the case. You have to remember that the process of suing someone doesn't happen immediately, and several people must give affirmation to even begin the trial. So, no, I don't think he will sue you. :)

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ThuNDeY 23

Poop is just fertilizer. That's the funny part.

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jessibear98 12

I don't think you can sew with wool but ok

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kittykat1501 31

Actually you should of offered some cloth instead. You don't sew with wool. You knit with wool

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jstone89 13

Even if he's not an intelligent speller, that does NOT mean it is okay that you have zero control over your animal and zero respect for other peoples property. Way to avoid the whole point of the note and attack HIM on his spelling. You sound like a Liberal. :/

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