Health, Mental health, Friends and Therapy: BFF - FML

BFF

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 20:00 - Belgium - Kasterlee

Today, after my therapist told me I should open up to my friends more, I sent a message to a pen-pal and told her that I had asked for and found help with my postpartum troubles. She replied that I'm a bad friend for "always burdening her with my problems." FML

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d j mom 8

Friday 1 November 2024 11:52

sorry your friend isn't a real friend. try going online and find a group to join. I'm sure there's a postpartum one. it could help you way more than her.

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d j mom 8

Friday 1 November 2024 11:52

sorry your friend isn't a real friend. try going online and find a group to join. I'm sure there's a postpartum one. it could help you way more than her.

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