Health, Relationships and Relatable: Big Baby

Big Baby

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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vampireincubi 3

Monday 12 April 2021 1:05

when flushing, the water gets hot in the shower. just saying

1known 30

Monday 12 April 2021 0:52

A cold shower is not going to make him sick. Don’y let him talk to you like he did.

Comments

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 12 April 2021 0:50

you don't have a boyfriend, you are dating a child. tell him no, pack your stuff and walk out the door

1known 30

Monday 12 April 2021 0:52

A cold shower is not going to make him sick. Don’y let him talk to you like he did.

vampireincubi 3

Monday 12 April 2021 1:05

when flushing, the water gets hot in the shower. just saying

Anzubar007 4

Monday 12 April 2021 6:43

nah boss, gets cold for me too. I think it depends on how each system is set up because I know friends who say theirs gets hot and some who say cold

peterblackmer91 12

Monday 12 April 2021 1:11

Holy crap. Your boyfriend sounds like a real jerk. And a big baby.

vampireincubi 3

Monday 12 April 2021 1:13

when flushing the toilet while someone is showering, it causes all the cold water to be used by the toilet. the effect is scalding hot water coming from the shower

Jason Ford 1

Monday 12 April 2021 1:35

Sounds like he's more of a pussy than you! Don't take any shot from him.

Lydmyers 9

Monday 12 April 2021 2:00

Viruses aren't obtained by being cold. They are obtained by person-person contact... not to mention you aren't his mother.

Newgal2328 7

Monday 12 April 2021 4:28

Idiot. Lol

Charles McClure 6

Tuesday 13 April 2021 12:30

If you flush the toilet, the shower gets HOTTER not colder. As the toilet is hooked up to a cold water line and it takes away from the ratio the shower is using. Thus resulting in a scolding hot shower for a few minutes...