Embarrassing and Sports: Bigmouth

Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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texmas 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.

Comments

shameonmedude 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:38

Well aren't you just a sweetheart? You're a parents dream!! I would love to have a kid like u someday! Omfg...remember karma is a bitch and will get u back 10X worse

elspicytaco 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:40

damn i could have gotten first comment but i forgot to log in >.

mwz777 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 3:46

I love you profile pic

responses 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 19:36

I hope you got the shit beat out of you.

Lindahhxd 7

Friday 13 August 2010 8:48

usually people are drunk at baseball games!

the_flirttt 8

Friday 3 September 2010 7:20

how is 2nd first? what happend to the first comment?

hamzy 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:42

Well played, sir.

Nick93 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 14:06

Why are people hating on the Yankees? we should be hating on the douchebag for being.... well, a douchebag! >=P

texmas 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

ps592 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:34

yah you are undoubtedly a ******* dumbass for being a dick like that and not realizing that the guy was right next to you...asshole

Danads 2

Monday 16 April 2012 18:12

Guys don't swear at him he's probably like 10.

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

damatix 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:48

oh wow every1 on fml thinks ur an ahole can see how that matters to some1

coloredwax 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Man, I love instant karma. PS. Aren't people supposed to learn to think before they speak when they're children?

iplaylax 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 22:14

instant karma: just add dumbass

hilaryy_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:46

Why would you even do that? Does that make you cool to insult other people? Idiot.

iluvjk13 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:42

YDI for going to a Yankees game. Damn Yankees.

iluvjk13 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:44

I actually really didn't mean to reply to you and be on the first page...but I'm on an iPod and it's a little hard to navigate haha. sorry :P

Sakaragi 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:16

OP may still be a child. Like a kid that thinks it's lol edgy to insult others and act like a jackass.

AndelleRae 9

Monday 11 May 2009 9:47

Reminds me of the one a few weeks back where the girl texted a picture of herself to the big screen and everyone screamed in disgust. Either way, it's not nice to make fun of people. Douchebaggery is not the way to go.