Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 02:00

Today, I invited a friend that I hadn't seen a few years to a baseball game because I knew they're big baseball fans. They ended up trauma dumping on me for two hours.. FML

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julfunky 29

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:58

That’s supposed to be amusing? Talking about a kid’s wet dreams? So many fails in one FML.

hereforfmls 17

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:53

Didn't think you could get 3 strikes in one swing

Comments

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:24

Nice job, champ,

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:31

At least you didn’t get confronted

hereforfmls 17

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:53

Didn't think you could get 3 strikes in one swing

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:58

Does that count as an error or a wild pitch? In the workplace, it’d be sexual harassment, and at a bar, it’d be a drink thrown in your face.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 7 August 2019 0:58

That’s supposed to be amusing? Talking about a kid’s wet dreams? So many fails in one FML.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 7 August 2019 1:06

it is if you're not too sensitive

Madison Gliosci 16

Wednesday 7 August 2019 1:48

So you not only ruined your chances with that woman, but you ruined her son’s day...? Great job OP

user53658 15

Wednesday 7 August 2019 7:12

No, the mother ruined her son's day by forcing him to leave only because some stranger said something stupid to her. Talking about overreacting. Why not just ignore it or say something like 'shut up'?