I'm gonna have to go with YDI because whenever I lose my keys, I check my pockets probably fifty times. You know... before finding them in the refrigerator or something.

YDI. Pay better attention to where you put things, and maybe actually search your pockets instead of just pat-pat.

Can't find my key on the ground. No couldn't be in my pocket. Prolly should cut my new bike lock off without really looking for the key. Logic.

This reminds me of my former father-in-law. He lost his keys at a gas station (like, the whole set), had to call a dealership to get a new one made, which took hours, and cost a lot. When he finally sat down in his truck, he found his keys. Somehow when he went to the restroom, his keys found their way into his underwear. So if that idiot can lose a full set of keys while they should have been jabbing into his balls, it's not *that* shocking that OP lost a small lock key in his pocket.

dumbass

At least nobody attacked you or tried to arrest you for "stealing" the bike?

Did you check your pockets before breaking the lock?

Be grateful that no one thought you were trying to steal someone's bike and you didn't get in trouble with the law,sorry though, OP.

Did you not check? or was it wedged a certain way that you couldn't find it until you sat down on your bike?

People acting like they never misplaced keys. Im sure OP had looked in his pockets , but funny thing is they usually don't seem to be there when you need them. Keys get lost inside the pockets and can't be found no matter how deep you dig inside them.