Kids and Thief: BIKES!?

BIKES!?

By Emily - 06/07/2011 08:33 - Australia

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

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By ollie179 - 15/08/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

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BIKES!

By Jjay08 - 26/04/2016 21:17 - United States - Miles City

Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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Sneaky

By Isoldael - 07/11/2011 09:38 - Netherlands

Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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airforce987 20

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:59

get a car and ride them over

btown99909 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:22

at least they were nice enough to let you know they were stealing your bikes, most people don't even do that these days.

Comments

ChantelRenaeee 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:19

chase 'em down the street and grate their faces on the bitumen!!

btown99909 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:22

at least they were nice enough to let you know they were stealing your bikes, most people don't even do that these days.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:23

well, maybe after checking you out, they'll say, "oh shit, she's hot, maybe we should give the bikes back"...

yummycupkake 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:20

I don't think OP is very attractive since this is an FML /:

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:30

how did u not recognize your own bikes?

ThatFunnyDude 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:46

you really couldn't have chased them down or thrown a rock at them or something?

Cleao18317 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:50

Atleast you know what they look like right..?

Mi24hind 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:51

Wow. What has become of today's society?

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:55

ydi for not recognizing your own bikes

flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:02

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:04

I didn't know it was that easy to steal a bike...Well OP, enjoy your walk to the police office. I sincerely hope they catch the thieves, you saw them, so maybe this FML will have an happy ending.