By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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perdix 29

You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

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amerwin 3

They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

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fakeaccountX 6

Well hey, now they think you're a badass!

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the101dan 0

"Cute" guys checking you out, while you were on a BIKE? lol... how old are you? 10-12?

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variants 0

was she suppose to write "fine looking gentlemen" ??

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Mister_Grinch 0

She's from Tennessee, attention ho's like Miley Cyrusporn are created in that state. Nothing surprising. YDI.

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fadingfaith 4

I see your from Canada. So I wouldn't be talking...

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Chris5146 3

Pay attention next time, it's not that hard

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amerwin 3

They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I guess the FLM here is that OP is cute enough to be ogled by guys passing by but not to flirt your way out of a ticket. So sad. :(

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Cass3m0 0

**** Life My? I guess it would work as FL.M or **** Life. Mine.

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x_missystaceey 0

girls these days . do anything for attention --; be yourself ya dud .

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Boner, not everyone has replaced their seat with a *****, like you.

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dominican777 0

Stupid cop cars! Always in the wrong place!

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smashgrab 0

I agree, but if there is a dumb blonde stereotype, there has to be enough dumb blondes to justify it. Not saying that all blondes are dumb, just saying there are a lot of them. (By the way, I'm blonde too!) No offense to the non-dumb blondes out there.

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jess6blondie9 2

wow not all blondes are dumb thank you very much!

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hottodd 0

a song by redman, pretty much the same happens in the video,...

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Sirin_fml 46

Hell naw, dawg. It was a cadillac or something.

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Sirin_fml 46

I get it. You're saying it's an undercover, unmarked cop car. That makes complete sense.

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hottodd 0

hmmmm, i posted this but ended up at the bottom "oh nevermind, i see what you mean, thats why i said "pretty much" the same,..." i like your version better though, lots of undercover agents in the hood, yep yep,...

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Sirin_fml 46

Absolutely. We gangster thug-life rappers with absolutely no criminal records or shady dealings have to stick together. Werd. Or something.

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hottodd 0

eyo, get your own woman, shes all mine!...

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