Sooo...you got that line often?

My first thought was that they were the **** rings that go around your **** and balls that I've seen in movies. (watched purely for scientific purposes of course) I agree with P... That statement is a sign of things getting stale in the bedroom, but on a positive note, it means she loves you a lot, OP. Note to Op's girlfriend... The laughing probably didn't help the size. I can picture him shrinking with every giggle.

#37, yes, it usually comes soon after I finish paying off their car notes. Weird, huh?

Boredom in the bedroom doesn't always equate to boredom in a relationship.

@39 maybe she just didn't give him enough to get excited about, so they didn't fit :)

Honestly, my boyfriend and i have an amazing sex life without any toys or gadgets, but we still like to try out new things and play around with new toys. It is in no way a sign of our sex life getting stale. Not to say that this can't be the case here, just saying it isn't necessarily that.

Yes... Scientific purposes...

If you like it you shoulda put a ring on it

If you consider spending thousands on plastic surgery just for your penis size, you should reevaluate your life decisions and goals.

On your dick? Nah. Tying a 5 pound weight is waaaaaay better.

#13, that, or you're really rich and you want a huge one

Nah just do what Peter Griffin did. A car, rope, and a driver.

Not all of us want a huge **** to play with, just like all men don't want double D's.

Before I get buried, I was being sarcastic.

@31, Giggity

Right, and woman who want bigger breasts? Shouldn't that be judged the same then?

Well it's for the better, not like he's doing it to go please other women :)

If it boosts his self confidence why not? Money is just a made up thing anyway.

#3 You're an ass!

At least something would be up!

She liked it and wanted to put a ring on it!

Actually its both. Just saying.

It isn't the size of the fish, but the motion in the ocean that matters

So I get thumbed down for saying that? Is it not better to be big and skilled then puny and skilled? Really people use your heads.

@104, not necessarily, it all depends on what the girlfriend wants or finds best.

its takes a long time to get to England in a row boat

You and #5 keep on telling yourselves that if it makes you feel better ;o)

i agree thqt size does matter but not in the way people think. women are all differebt sizes inside so the secret to good sex is finding someone that fits you

I believe it more angle and curve to get the right spot but I agree small won't work for everyone

If a girl complains about size, it's probably due to her cavernous ******.

Weiner down a hallway situation

#9 yeah but you don't want to be like the Titanic and crash half way through.

I totally agree with it being about finding someone that fits you. With a very tight ****** that has an easy to access g spot, size doesn't matter at all. In fact bigger is a bit harder to deal with because you have to ease into it more.

It's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean... It's whether or not the boat can stay in the port long enough for all the passengers to get off. ;)

so many puns... not sure which one to laugh at first..lol

Might as well just go in chronological order, 57

It's true. Same with boob sizes. We can't change it! We gotta play the hand we are dealt.

Though op's problem isn't length and more a girth issue, but the point still holds. Heck I've known a guy who physically could not penetrate a girl he was so small, but didn't stop him rocking it in bed. Hands, mouth, toys, non penetrative contact... All can rock a girls world if you know what to do and her preferences. Most girls don't get off on penetration alone anyways.