Birthday Boy

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
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fjvitt 14

I went out on a blind date....she had her wisdom teeth pulled the day before....she almost didn’t come because she thought she would look like a chipmunk...she did anyway because she thought I was just some rando...cut to the chase—been married 22 years. Don’t let a little surgery get in your way!

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RichardPencil 30

They're letting you ring in your birthday with nitrous oxide (laughing gas) because you're still too young for alcohol. And insurance doesn't cover Jell-O shots.

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Ashaly 11

Eh, it could be worse lol

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TexanSpud 12

On the bright side you’ll get to be high on pain meds

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fjvitt 14

I went out on a blind date....she had her wisdom teeth pulled the day before....she almost didn’t come because she thought she would look like a chipmunk...she did anyway because she thought I was just some rando...cut to the chase—been married 22 years. Don’t let a little surgery get in your way!

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Sady_Ct 37

16 with wisdom teeth? Wow, most people don’t get them till 18+ from what I understand.

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RichardPencil 30

They're letting you ring in your birthday with nitrous oxide (laughing gas) because you're still too young for alcohol. And insurance doesn't cover Jell-O shots.

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Lily_Rain77 25

I got mine out around that time, my step mom baked cookies (she never bakes) while I was in surgery. By the time I was allowed to eat again there were none left. I'm convinced she did it just to spite me.

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

What do you mean? Enjoy the pain killers lol

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stormy0307 16

Happy birthday! I got my wisdom teeth out 2 days before Christmas. I spent Christmas Day unable to eat any of the solid food the rest of my family (including extended family) was getting to eat.

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