Love and Miscellaneous: Blast from the past

Blast from the past

By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 339

You deserved it 2 902

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 928

You deserved it 2 155

Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 394

You deserved it 1 156

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 568

You deserved it 1 068

By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 967

You deserved it 3 549

Nice catching up with you

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 22:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 193

Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 641

You deserved it 4 383

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 089

You deserved it 1 672

By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 346

You deserved it 349

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 628

You deserved it 36 845

By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 241

You deserved it 51 243

Pun_Intended 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:12

At first I thought it said "massaged" rather than "messaged' haha.

emshilie 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:07

Well that sucks. fyl

Comments

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:47

Ha! I love when people fail at being first.

CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:49

Oh, good. I thought I was the only who loved that. xD

hornetchik 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:05

Oh I'm sure...

Hatemeorloveme 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:15

Damn that's that hurt right there. Dontcha just feel like an idiot!

Hatemeorloveme 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:17

tyhillman 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:25

Stab him haha, no really I wouldn't do that. Unless you reaaaaaally want to.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:26

wow, that sucks he is one great guy

flyingfuk 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:47

YDI, for not sucking his dick asap

DrunkenValor 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:18

How does one suck a dick via the telephone/messenger? For if it is possible, I shall add myself or call my mobile, afterall I'm the most gentle with my own bits. Also, FYL.

Fucktroll 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:07

Like this, 24 8==D~O:

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:51

Hmm... strangely, I saw your name on the license plate of a car while at my college.

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:03

YDI for going to college.

Fucktroll 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:06

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