Blast from the past
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Well, if you are going to fail, at least you did if fast.
It really was you. You were just so boring during that 30 minutes that the reason he never asked you out in college came back to him: How could a girl so hot-looking be so damned dull?
YDI for thinking that you were actually attractive.
awwh. you poor thing. FYL!
It's ok ppl like me r just like tht every time.... :( I'm SUPPER UGLY and so every 1 like tells ppl 2 text me and then they see a pic of me and say I'm not ugly then they Beverly text me again
Bevaly= never
bitch puddin strikes again, can't ever win.
felt good for 30 whole minutes?! super nice!
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At first I thought it said "massaged" rather than "messaged' haha.
Well that sucks. fyl