By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
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Ghostrui 30

Nah, the only one desperate is the chick who's stuck in the mindset of a 16 year as a 40 year middle aged woman. Remind her she's also on the dating website and she messaged you first. Anything she says in return, don't respond back. Let it hang.

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chris_lillo 15

This is an FML for her. Imagine being 40 and still acting like that. Something is wrong with her life. Good luck on dodging a bullet

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Ghostrui 30

Nah, the only one desperate is the chick who's stuck in the mindset of a 16 year as a 40 year middle aged woman. Remind her she's also on the dating website and she messaged you first. Anything she says in return, don't respond back. Let it hang.

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doomsdayaddams 6

This. What a childish person she must be.

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doomsdayaddams 6

This. What a childish person she must be.

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chris_lillo 15

This is an FML for her. Imagine being 40 and still acting like that. Something is wrong with her life. Good luck on dodging a bullet

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zuckerburg 21

You are in your 40's and you use "online dating" as a verb. So... yea... what. She's testing you. To see if you're still a whimpy nerd boy. More than likely liked you/likes you. If not, then wow did she not grow up. Best to bang once and move on.

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bibobobonnor 8

Are you trying to imply that it's sad he uses online dating as a verb? It's just another form of dating, I don't see the shame. Also, this woman is in her forties, why the childish tests, not everyone is a master of silly subtleties.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Imagine being that much of a failure in your 40s. She'll definitely become a spinster.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Some people don't mature with age sadly.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Email back asking why she never graduated from High School and is still there if she is the "hottest girl in class".

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pscool 11

Don’t worry just remind her that as you both keep getting older your looks keep improving and her external beauty continues to fade and we know she obviously isn’t a nice and beautiful person on the inside!

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RichardPencil 30

Keep trying! You’ll get her eventually.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Her glory years were in Highschool. She's probably been dumped alot. Move on HOWEVER next school reunion hire an escort that looks amazing and have her spend the whole the whole night talking about your big wang

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Glowworm56 26

"Yeah, you're right, you are still hot--only this time it comes in flashes!"

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real life problems 26

The hottest girl in class is on the same dating app he is because she's also clearly single

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