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By Evol1nOC - 11/01/2022 22:59

Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Whoever found you was probably a better parent than the person who left you there.

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Imac 3

You all grown up now don’t repeat the cycle

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Imac 3

You all grown up now don’t repeat the cycle

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RichardPencil 30

Whoever found you was probably a better parent than the person who left you there.

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randybryant799 20

While admit that's awful I don't think getting upset about it now will help. Hopefully you were raised by good people.

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sirrubberduckie 35

Yes, well, someone cared enough about you to get you out, and someone cared enough to raise you. As Mark Twain once said, “Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.” Hopefully, you've already eaten your frog.

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diraven 15

You can totally use that as an excuse for being lazy on cleaning chores now. "Sure my bedroom is a mess, but I used to live in a dumpster!"

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mccuish 25

You must’ve been a prom night dumpster baby

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whoaitsamber 20

I was solely called “Lil Bit**” and was put on the street like garbage. Then I got adopted by a family member.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Was it on prom night? That would make you a (sings) Prom Night Dumpster Baby.

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