Dogs, Weird and Intimacy: Blaze it 420 - FML

Blaze it 420

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 09:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML

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Family portrait

By a816090 - 26/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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Talk sexy to me

By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Spicy

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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You deserved it 9 610

Left on read

By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML

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Top comments

WD_Stevens 22

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:35

I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men

Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:36

I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.

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Fr0gs 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:24

Maybe they are small

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:53

Small boobs can still be awesome.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:58

Well, maybe he really loves you and is scared he might hurt your feelings or make you thing he's a sex pig if he says something. Some of us men try our best to care of our girl's feelings if we really love her :)

kkmichelle2283 1

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:11

It's not a big deal. He may just not have been in the mood. It happens

BrendanLol99 5

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:15

Dumpppp himmm

SgtAssCheeks 21

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:42

Your profile description are giving me suspicions about who you'd like OP to send her pics.

aubama_fml 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:04

human **** don't have the same effects on dogs

dmcd_39 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:06

Well he doesn't like them

rachangie 19

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:18

Maybe he's not in the mood? Not all guys want scandalous pictures all the time. He probably just didn't want to hurt your feelings so he changed the subject. Also, I bet that picture of his dog was freaking hilarious.:)

lxry11 4

Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:07

it's good to know he's not just into sex, and actually shares things with you, which is more important

jasonsfml 3

Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:22

Send me a pic I won't ignore it :-) jk

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Today, my sister bought my five year-old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML

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Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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Today, while at a baseball game, I was telling my friends about my underaged drinking experience at my sister's bachelorette party. It wasn't until I was done telling the story that I realized the Dean of my college was right behind us, looking right at me. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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Today, I was driving home. It was late and I wanted to get home so I started speeding. I didn't wanna get a ticket so I slowed down everytime I saw a car that could be a cop, judging by headlights. There was a car with a busted headlight so I sped up. Couldn't be a cop car. It could. $216 proof. FML

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Today, I tried to do a TikTok dance and ended up knocking over a lamp and breaking it. It wasn't even my lamp. I now think I'm probably too old for current social media trendiness. FML

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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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