Quite the doozy

By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife has moved into the guest room and has been giving me the cold shoulder ever since I asked for a paternity test for our kids. She swears she’s never cheated, so what’s she so offended for? Women make no sense. FML
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TomeDr 24

Are you really that stupid?? You asking for it says that YOU think she cheated! It says that you don’t trust her! Dude, you’ll need to do some serious damage control on this one. I suggest you get yourself into therapy to find out why you don’t trust your wife. Unless, of course, you’re accusing her of cheating because you’re projecting. Which means that you’ve cheated on her. In that case, I hope she dumps your sorry butt.

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soundsfakebutok 10

are you stupid? you don’t understand why she’s offended you accused her of cheating?

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TomeDr 24

Are you really that stupid?? You asking for it says that YOU think she cheated! It says that you don’t trust her! Dude, you’ll need to do some serious damage control on this one. I suggest you get yourself into therapy to find out why you don’t trust your wife. Unless, of course, you’re accusing her of cheating because you’re projecting. Which means that you’ve cheated on her. In that case, I hope she dumps your sorry butt.

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soundsfakebutok 10

are you stupid? you don’t understand why she’s offended you accused her of cheating?

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maverick83 14

Trust is THE fundamental element of a relationship. Unless you have good reason to believe she cheated, you shouldn't suggest something like that.

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Evolving_Squid 15

I disagree. The tests should be mandatory, and there's no shame in asking. Given the gravity of the situation, there's absolutely nothing for him to lose by getting a test, and if she hasn't cheated, there's nothing for her to lose. In fact, she gains the ability to have an irrefutable argument about trust if the test comes back as his. IMO *WOMEN* should want these tests as much as any man.

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idragosani 15

Has she ever given you any indication she might be cheating? Of course she's offended you'd accuse her of something like that.

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poopface82 19

For ****’s sake, I haven’t even asked for a paternity test for my kids with my cheating fuckhead of an ex. Unless you’re concerned they were switched, you’re being a jackass.

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wrecklesswfire 3

she’s offended that you even asked. what is your reasoning? you should have some kind of evidence before requesting something like that. you are basically saying you don’t trust her. this should be obvious

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Hangryko 29

Unless you have concrete evidence of her cheating, do her a favour and get a divorce. She doesn't deserve an untrusting misogynist, and the kids deserve a father who truly loves them. Why the hell do you want paternity tests, anyway? Sounds like you're actually the one who cheated, and now you're projecting. Have fun being proven the father in court and paying child support. Also, downvoting everyone who has disagreed with you so far proves you're the problem.

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L0life29 6

was there cheating in the past? if not…which it sounds like….youre a piece of shit

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BurnInDemonFire 34

What kind of stupid bastard are you, you stupid bastard?

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Underscore_foo 4

Women make no sense? You have no one else to blame but yourself. Why on earth should the woman that has developed and birthed your baby after 9 months go through with a paternity test. Can you imagine the trauma that her body has gone through, and you ask for something as stupid as that…

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