Broken: Blind love - FML

Blind love

By sorry - 25/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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tounces7 27

Monday 25 November 2019 7:46

You hesitated because you were trying to figure out of she was a moron for even asking you such a question, right?

Justin Parker 11

Monday 25 November 2019 3:53

I say good riddance. if she can't handle a slight hesitation, what would she do when real relationship trials come up. find someone who has the patience and willingness to work through issues, even if they don't come out on top

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shannon2348 14

Monday 25 November 2019 21:37

If you're blind then how could you possibly know whether or not she's beautiful. Shes being idiotic.

laydehxzee 4

Thursday 5 December 2019 5:34

Just throw away the whole gf

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