Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel...

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By apparentlyugly - 15/06/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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shalvius 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:32

your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?

LifeSux19 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:29

I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.

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LifeSux19 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:29

I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.

happyhak 5

Wednesday 9 June 2010 19:55

OP, she told you that you were UNIQUE, not ugly...

ImFatAndLonleyFM 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 11:13

maybe if it was "Cough, you're, uhh, uuuunique?" but dem deere blind people know what a normal facial structure and a unique one is.

krazygirl100 9

Friday 15 April 2011 8:56

ur mama so ugly she makes blind children cry

shalvius 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:32

your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?

ydi_ruuc 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:01

feeling the features on their face, they cab get a general idea of what they look like

Justin23L 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:04

Doesn't really sound accurate...she doesn't know things like eye or hair color or skin tone. I doubt she meant it as ugly.

TheAspieDork 27

Wednesday 17 February 2016 15:10

Well, she can get a general idea of aesthetically pleasing features through touch

GeriSomething 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:35

Don't worry, I got it ;0)

shantoyamuchluv 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:45

Unique could mean a lot of things; she could have been complimenting you for all you know

kittenkissies 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:23

Yeah, nice 30 Rock reference. I smell bullshit.

Tarion 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:31

#5 - Nice spot. Shame if you're right. #0 - Let's be fair here. The girl's blind. How good a judge of beauty can she be?

XCraig 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:39

So blind people can't understand beauty? That's true ignorance there!

Tehalon 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:52

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

IStoleTheCookies 16

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:38

everyone is beautiful in their own way :)

Tarion 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:57

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..." Or lack thereof, as the case may be?

darya_kyaw 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:09

Did I miss the day where beauty was defined as something purely visual? Because I could swear I've heard beauty, and felt, tasted, and smelled some things that I would definitely call beautiful. As for the term "unique," I think it's fairly obvious to any rational person that she could have meant any number of things, at least half of which are good -- for the OP to jump to conclusions so quickly, he must have a really low self-esteem.