BOOM!

By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
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Top comments

MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

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Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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everwaiting 0

It's called a boom, idjit.

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24788 6

I bet you fell into a normal lake?

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loveyababe 0

boom. its called a boom. obviously you have not sailed a day in your life

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miaumiau 0

i call fake. you'd know it was a boom if you had really been there.

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bearkats1 0

Hahahaha. That's so funny!!! Did they rescue you?44 you're gay.

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iamjames 0

That happened to me the first time I was on a sail boat. At least you didn't end up needing stitches and forced to watch all of the other kids have fun at sail camp

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mother_green7 0

are you dead?

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joker3069 0

obvioulsy u never sailed before its a boom not a boon

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