BOOM!

By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 460
You deserved it 4 828
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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

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Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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Dori123 0

#37, that's all I could think when I was reading this! Haha straight floating on a boat! I hope you had your swim trunks and your flippy floppies!

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larrycarrot 0

Ok I think this is right but isn't a boon part of the ship...people read it slowy it says THE BOON Well at least ur alive and well I hope

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FMLcommenterGIRL 0

OP put down the wrong thing I guess. it's called a boom.

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GinnyWeasley01 0

Haha I mean I feel bad but the way I pictured it was really funny!! Sorry about that! So wait...did you have to swim home??

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GoldenGirl83 0

Oh god :S That really does suck. Hope you're okay.

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fallyxkaboom 0

it's a boom idiot. not a boon.

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mayhembaby 0

#51- calm the **** down. it's not that difficult of a mistake to make, the op never said anything about knowing how to sail, the parts of a sailboat, etc. but this is not bad at all, i take a sailing class at school and things happen a LOT worse than falling in (even with the vomiting part of the story).

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