BOOM!
By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
YDI, it is called the boom. And if you're on a sailboat, you got to learn to be aware of it at ALL TIMES!
FYL for falling into the ocean, but I've thrown up in the sea before and from what I recollect, the vomit sinks rather rapidly. Unless you fell into exactly the same spot and sunk 10 feet deep, you're probably okay :)
Im on a boat. Im on a boat. take a good hard look at the mother f**king boat
Lucky you're still alive...and hope you feel better
Lucky they spotted you and got you out. Kinda sad so many people don't know what it is about the ocean that kills people. It's not sharks... it's DEFINITELY not whales. It's hypothermia (lack of heat) and in warmer climates it's just exhaustion and sometimes (ironically) dehydration. Of course... there's always drowning for the people who can't swim.
At least it wasn't a cruise boat? **** yeah #69 XD
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Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.
your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!