Shopping, Shoes and Work: Booted

Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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By minimoonpie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

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By Anon - 28/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By ouchie - 02/01/2010 05:26 - Canada

Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 22 November 2010 12:22

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Ohmygod. Shoes.

lover_of_life 8

Monday 22 November 2010 12:20

The mental picture of this made me laugh. I'm sure it was an accident.

Comments

edelmaniac11 0

Monday 22 November 2010 22:12

lolol pwnd in the face

Senescence 0

Monday 22 November 2010 22:13

Just because you can spell "simultaneously," doesn't mean you should use it... especially if you're unsure how.

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 22 November 2010 22:15

If you could tell at a glance that the shoes where too small then your first action should have been to tell her that the shoes were too small and then offer to get her a pair in the right size. I mean if it was that bad why would you even try? YDI for trying to help someone do something stupid.

dt520 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:56

YDI for helping someone whos obviously a moron.

ironballs16 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:53

Anyone else immediately think "Married... With Children" when reading this?

magpieram 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:24

The first part of this post got me into an Al Bundy voice over...

wtfcammelcheese 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:33

maybe she was trying to knock u out to take them ???

princesstavi 17

Saturday 21 March 2015 19:55

Are you by any chance named Al Bundi?

MeMyselfAndSatan 10

Thursday 4 June 2015 4:55

I was in a production of Cinderella and I was the person that had to hold all the girls feet onstage and try the slipper on them. My hands would become greasy, and it was nasty