Shopping, Shoes and Work: Booted

Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 350

You deserved it 3 371

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By minimoonpie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 422

You deserved it 2 783

Pennies From Heaven

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 002

You deserved it 626

By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 033

You deserved it 20 366

By Anon - 28/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 336

You deserved it 2 471

By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 117

You deserved it 24 471

By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 156

You deserved it 4 231

By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 230

You deserved it 4 773

Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 546

You deserved it 2 571

By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 038

You deserved it 4 068

By ouchie - 02/01/2010 05:26 - Canada

Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 374

You deserved it 2 688

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 22 November 2010 12:22

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Ohmygod. Shoes.

lover_of_life 8

Monday 22 November 2010 12:20

The mental picture of this made me laugh. I'm sure it was an accident.

Comments

lacrossekid 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:20

don't be such a troll

lover_of_life 8

Monday 22 November 2010 12:20

The mental picture of this made me laugh. I'm sure it was an accident.

48Connor 10

Monday 22 November 2010 13:18

was the cop fat?

Subtext 10

Monday 22 November 2010 13:33

A fat woman came into the store today...

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 22 November 2010 13:38

did you start playing "these boots are made for walking" and get daisy duke out dancing? because that would be awesome

KikiThePug 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:35

27- Was that for the DUI-Cop FML?

Siren2 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:28

Chun-Li and her massive calves couldn't fit in the boots so she resorted to what she knows best: Kicking.

iSitt 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:35

denial of her shoe size brings a lifetime of pain and eventual bunions.

shepaintsmusic 6

Monday 22 November 2010 16:58

49-win.

procussion 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:22

Trololol

starberries 0

Monday 22 November 2010 21:58

#49, don't mention that stupid bitch's name. The movie about her was so goddamned awful that I hate any mention of her now.

BatteryAddict 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:34

I smell Al Bundy :D

the4starr 3

Monday 22 November 2010 12:20

aww haha

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 22 November 2010 12:22

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Ohmygod. Shoes.

SmokyMcBong 1

Monday 22 November 2010 12:24

those shoes are mine betch

chloec16 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:39

these shoes are 300 dollars, these shoes are 300 f*cling dollars. let's get them!

dn2k 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:24

lol I love old ppl

77taylah33 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:29

it said middle aged woman

dn2k 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:39

middle aged is old :)

marinus_fml 19

Monday 22 November 2010 12:25

Granny hooker in the making.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 22 November 2010 12:32

Oh wait. Middle age isn't old is it.

Wizardroxx 3

Monday 22 November 2010 13:06

I think it's about 30-40 :)

mightymart 5

Monday 22 November 2010 13:30

i think your both insecured faggety little attention ****** for showing off your muscles like that

extremenoodles 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:26

If she's trying on shoes and you're working, shouldn't you suggest a bigger size? It's not like clothes where they'd be offended...

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 22 November 2010 12:32

"Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears."

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 12:52

You'd be surprised how many women lie about their shoe size. Some don't want to admit to themselves that they have Godzilla feet.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 22 November 2010 13:30

If they were knee-high boots, it could be that her calves were too big and most shoe stores don't carry wide-calf boots. If she was a large woman, she might be offended at being told her legs were too big.

DocBastard 38

Monday 22 November 2010 13:42

Cankles?

Alleged_Cranium 7

Monday 22 November 2010 14:34

Many women lie about their shoe size. Then you see then in flip flops and their heels are hanging off of the back. Lookin' all stupid.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 14:44

Haha, what about the ones that toes hang off the front of their shoes like a cliff diver?

Siren2 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:24

Sadly insecurities make some women buy things that aren't made for their body type. Unfortunately this causes negative remarks which makes them even more insecure and buy more unflattering things. It's a spiral of lowering self esteem.