Kids, Alcohol and Teenagers: Boozehounds

Boozehounds

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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oliviarahhxoxo 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:50

ah parents..

YacL 15

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:50

How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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romanianboi 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:18

ur parents soubd awesome

hotmomma3 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:42

hide it in their room. they'll never check there

MinusII 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:50

sounds like a pathetic 'stash' if you ask me

Peashout 3

Friday 1 July 2011 1:55

Not much of a stash then if they got through it in one night. Go big next time

xroflmao 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:58

parents these days..

BarbieGirl1671 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:51

ah gotta love the parents

Fakeddd 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:09

******* and beer man. But for your case, it would be a stash of miller, some tissues lotion and a VHS tape.

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 1 July 2011 3:35

Sorry to rain on your parade boners, but OP is a guy. Unless he's a shemale he won't need tampons.

FrothyLatte 1

Friday 1 July 2011 3:44

poppin' bottles in your crib!!!~

SpikedKnuckles 8

Friday 1 July 2011 4:14

obviously your a lightweight

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