Kids, Alcohol and Teenagers: Boozehounds - FML

Boozehounds

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 915

You deserved it 35 326

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oliviarahhxoxo 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:50

ah parents..

YacL 15

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:50

How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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XXizzlerXX 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:29

y don't they get their own ?!

rainport 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:34

damn that suxxx

cheetahcake19 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:00

Revenge! >.

xXNickiiBabyXx 11

Monday 21 November 2011 10:49

id be pissed..cause if u have a stash must show u have been saving it up for something or just been saving it up in general and all that money to have wasted just for them to have it all and you not get any of it...thats the same thing as you buying it for them :/

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:37

Are you 21? That's the main factor...maybe you can share next time...

Celestia1982 5

Monday 10 March 2014 15:30

Either YDI for having a stash of booze before you're 21 (assuming you live in the US), or YDI for still living with your parents after turning 21.

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