Sorry about the double post.

Actually, I just found out that there was a funeral going on for one of the assistants who had just passed away, but good guess asshole.

So, you killed this guy, but didn't bother to find out when the funeral was? You won't last long there.

.. I thought trolls were supposed to make sense in their nonsense.

22-you need to learn what sarcasm is. How was I suppose to know that somebody had passed away? It is not my fault that the OP left out that one tiny detail, if she didn't it wouldn't be much of an FML. Today, I sat at the desk of my new job by myself because all of my coworkers were at a funeral. FML At least you have insider information into these FMLs. Congrats. *Scarasm*

visual, I'm assuming you're the OP. You do realize when you submit these things, you're basically asking to be judged? No need to get all worked up. Some coworker could easily accuse you of being an asshole for posting this as an FML, despite the fact that you didn't know all the facts. That's pretty much what you just did to tim...

if u r from Texas,we can grab some long islands n sit on d island all nite long

killer rack!

^ Very creepy individuals.

^ jealous douchebag

^ both from 2 different worlds

hahahaha

Arkansas is worse than Nebraska!!

False. I booby-trapped the place. Also, I'm Asian. Our vision is impeccable. Obviously.

that was my thought also!