Embarrassing, Cars, Relatable, Keys, Raining and Transportation: Brain bug

Brain bug

By andimanastudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML

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SGal25 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:59

wow duh! brain fart??

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:00

dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG

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Sir_Derp 7

Thursday 31 July 2014 20:37

Damn technology is taking over the whole world!

OhReallyNow2000 6

Friday 12 September 2014 15:00

Lmfao.

Mamba8460 6

Wednesday 6 July 2016 2:58

Are you a blond?

lucasj23 11

Tuesday 20 March 2018 15:23

Oh you're a smart one aren't you?

cacheson 41

Sunday 18 December 2022 8:23

To be fair, sometimes if your key fob isn’t working unlocking the car manually will set off the alarm

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