Branching out

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 09:28 - Australia - Weston

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML
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AholeCop 11

Today was my first day at my new job of being an oak tree. I dropped a branch on someone's new car. FML

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dixiefoxx 22

I don't think the oak tree likes your car that much

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mercsl65 7

Why don't you fix your car? Easy solution.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe it's the fact that it happened in the first place? It's a new car, I'm sure OP doesn't want to have to repair it already.

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dead247 13

I don't think anyone wants to repair there car, ever.

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SenselessPattern 12

When Mayhem strikes, are you covered? That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

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CorruptAngel920 18

"Shaky shaky. Shaky shaky shaky shaky" *tree branch snaps*

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abrookec2011 14

I totally heard his voice in my head while reading this.

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smallshaft 10

Better than bird shit. If you let bird shit stay too long it can mess up your paint.

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ksks1234 33

Please tell me that is sarcasm. I am pretty sure a branch will mess the paint up also.

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smallshaft 10

Yes it was sarcasm. Do we really need a sarcasm button?

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RedPillSucks 31

Big tree bird strikes again

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KaskStunter 4

At least now you will always remember your car as new and shiny. You won't get to experience its bad days.

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perdix 29

If you listened to "The Trees" by Rush, you'd know not to **** with the oaks. You'd park under a whiny maple tree instead.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Take it as a sign that the new car you got was not meant to be yours. Now you can find the car the was meant to be! :p

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crazytwinsmom 25

I can't stand the heat. But parking under trees risks bird poop too. Just put up a window shade and roll down the windows a little. You can also get a solar powered vent that you put in your car window that sucks the hot air out.

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