Health, Covid, Marriage and Coronavirus: Bridezilla vs. the Coronavirus

Bridezilla vs. the Coronavirus

By Unreasonable - 23/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I received a threatening DM from my so-called best friend, telling me that she wouldn't be calling off her wedding next week, despite everyone telling her to postpone due for health and safety reasons, and would claw my eyes out if I stayed in quarantine with my sick mum instead of coming. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 02:01

Today, my mom threatened to kick me out for asking if I could skip church for the next few weeks, because, you know, I have Covid and have been told to isolate for ten days, which obviously includes two Sundays. The woman would rather I infect her congregation than let me stay in bed while sick. FML

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Just stop, please

By fuck you, mum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 05:01

Today, I told my “best friend” that I'd tested positive for COVID-19. She told me to “chill”. Ten years of friendship and she didn’t even ask if I was OK. FML

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You deserved it 281

By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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You deserved it 6 034

You freak

By Anonymous - 12/03/2016 11:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 097

Spreading

By Bubbilility - 26/12/2020 20:02 - Australia

Today, my mother called me from the other side of the world to tell me she's got Covid. She got it from a friend, who later told her that they had attended anti-mask rallies. She's only been visiting her friend because she needs internet to keep working and can't get it where she is. FML

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You deserved it 145

Alexa, play "Isolation" by Joy Division

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 02:00

Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML

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Too much YouTube true crime on the brain

By Anonymous - 27/08/2022 18:00

Today, and like every other day this year, my wife’s best friend thinks it’s funny to make comments that she thinks I’ll murder my wife, and that she should leave me ASAP. The best friend is in her 30s and has never had a boyfriend. FML

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No means no

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 10:00

Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 104

Shzusuziq 16

Monday 23 March 2020 14:29

I still wouldn’t go, if she can’t understand why, you don’t need her as a friend anyway!

Cooper201288 16

Monday 23 March 2020 14:12

your friend is an asshole

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Cooper201288 16

Monday 23 March 2020 14:12

your friend is an asshole

Shzusuziq 16

Monday 23 March 2020 14:29

I still wouldn’t go, if she can’t understand why, you don’t need her as a friend anyway!

Kurliez408 32

Monday 23 March 2020 14:36

call the cops on her wedding

Seeya55 31

Monday 23 March 2020 16:02

She may not have a choice if she's renting a location/items for the wedding itself. If shes hosting at her house, Show up in a beautiful yellow hazmat suit!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 March 2020 16:32

Nah, you're crazy! Obviously, a white Tyvek biohazard suit is what she should wear! Yellow?!?! Are you from the 60s? Ha!

Seeya55 31

Monday 23 March 2020 20:01

I was respecting the bride being the only one who wears white!

DoctorPALO 14

Tuesday 24 March 2020 18:26

Bullshit. If an event center or caterer won't work with her in the midst of the Coronavirus event, they don't deserve her business. If she's crazy enough to try and FORCE people out, screw her. The health of her family is more important than any outside events.