Covid, Covidiot and Family: Spreading

Spreading

By Bubbilility - 26/12/2020 20:02 - Australia

Today, my mother called me from the other side of the world to tell me she's got Covid. She got it from a friend, who later told her that they had attended anti-mask rallies. She's only been visiting her friend because she needs internet to keep working and can't get it where she is. FML

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You deserved it 145

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 02:00

Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML

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You deserved it 129

Heartbreaking

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 02:02

Today, I ran into a childhood friend for the first time in years. It turned out her mother died of COVID a few days ago. It was heartbreaking to see her close to tears all the time we talked, but due to distancing I couldn't even hug her to make her feel better. FML

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You deserved it 161

Danger zone

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 10:00 - Denmark - Fredensborg

Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML

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You deserved it 110

These people never learn

By My mother-in-law is a Covidiot - 20/04/2021 20:00

Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML

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You deserved it 222

Desperate for attention

By Angie - 06/02/2023 02:00

Today, a friend of mine sent me a Twitter link, along with the question, "Isn't that your mom?" It was. She was pretending to have shaky arms from the Covid vaccine. This sort of shit is why we hardly ever talk to each other. Oh and her acting was worse than any school play I've ever seen. FML

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You deserved it 137

Transmission

By cough cough - 12/08/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, the day after visiting my grandparents, I woke up with a sore throat and guttural cough. Once again, my mother neglected to tell me that she'd gotten cold symptoms after I saw her. Now I get to hope that she hasn't given me Covid again, and I haven't given it to my frail grandmother. FML

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You deserved it 117

Contact tracing

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Mechanicsburg

Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML

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You deserved it 257

Triple whammy

By D J's MOM - 13/11/2023 04:00

Today, after I attended the funeral service of a good friend last Sunday, tomorrow I'm going to the funeral of my uncle, and last night my mother just told me she has Covid. Triple whammy. Gonna mask up, stay my distance, and pay my respects. FML

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You deserved it 102

Not a sheep, just taking their medication

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that my mom was one those people who willingly takes random doses of livestock dewormer to "fight Covid" instead of getting vaccinated, when she called me from the hospital after poisoning herself with it. FML

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You deserved it 140

Compassionate

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 14:01

Today, my mom died of COVID. As I was crying in her hospital room, my husband asked if it was OK for him to leave to take a business call, and our daughter asked if she could leave because she was bored and wanted to meet her boyfriend at a bar. FML

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You deserved it 151

tounces7 27

Sunday 27 December 2020 2:23

Anti-Mask rallies are honestly about the stupidest possible thing one can ever go to. Protesting by catching a virus. May as well call them Anti-brain rallies.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 27 December 2020 18:45

I went to one to stage a counter-protest. My Anti-Pants rally was very successful and we dropped the anti-maskers like our drawers!

Comments

tounces7 27

Sunday 27 December 2020 2:23

Anti-Mask rallies are honestly about the stupidest possible thing one can ever go to. Protesting by catching a virus. May as well call them Anti-brain rallies.

Matthew Vincent Livingstone 5

Sunday 27 December 2020 13:36

I'm anti-isolaton but I still wear a mask and avoid ppl who are at risk and sick. Be free don't be stupid, lol.

Gamer_299 4

Sunday 27 December 2020 21:06

the only reason we are forced into isolation is because of the idiots that attend anti mask and anti social distancing protests. they ruined it for the rest of us.

Matthew Vincent Livingstone 5

Monday 4 January 2021 16:09

Masks and distancing are fine with me. Isolation is not fine, on so many levels it's a bad thing.

rotflqtms_ 21

Tuesday 29 December 2020 23:05

How do you know who's sick? Do you have a covid detecting machine that you point at everyone before you come unti contact with them? One that can detect even the asymptomatic people? Are you getting it patented? Just wondering why I haven't seen it in stores yet .

Matthew Vincent Livingstone 5

Monday 4 January 2021 16:06

If someone I plan to visit says, "I'm not feeling well" or "I'm sick". I assume they're sick and don't visit.... Kinda voids the rest of your questions... Sorry