Friends and Cops: Bucket list goals - FML

Bucket list goals

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to explain to my friend that being arrested isn't something a decent person should have on their bucket list. I had to explain this while bailing her out of jail. FML

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misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:58

Having a reckless friend can be exhausting, it's like having to take care of a child, except you can't discipline them.

marmlr339 14

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:59

You shouldn't have bailed her out!

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magnetic_aura 26

Friday 19 September 2014 23:59

Depends on what she was arrested for... If "being arrested freeing animals from a dog fighting ring" or something like that... I think that's a decent bucket list item.

HarpoKeane 12

Monday 6 July 2015 16:24

I think it should be on everyone's bucket list lol.

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