Transportation, Cars, Awkward and Taxis: Bumpy ride

Bumpy ride

By jojolee68 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I'm stuck in a taxi cab while the driver listens to a radio show about sex fetishes. Can't wait to look him in the eye as I pay him. FML

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drayloon 50

Sunday 1 March 2015 12:48

Hopefully, he wasn't expecting a tip. From you, anyway

tacojauns 45

Sunday 1 March 2015 12:55

I don't know about everyone else... but me personally I would have asked him to change the station or turn it off.

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FitFriday 32

Monday 2 March 2015 9:18

You should report him to the taxi cab company he works for

newyorkcityguy 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:04

lol, really?

ShadowGenius 12

Monday 2 March 2015 20:13

50 shades of awkward

zykrithium 22

Monday 2 March 2015 21:32

Could have been worse. He could have had to try to have a dialog with you about it.

IcemistDragon 20

Tuesday 3 March 2015 8:22

Super awkward and fairly creepy. ..

spike7447 13

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:15

Lmfao!

TonyTerrorNJ732 3

Wednesday 4 March 2015 6:30

Haha, that has to be on purpose. I would troll the shit out of my passengers if I was a driver.

Harley Osborne 8

Tuesday 10 April 2018 3:12

That actually just sounds hilarious.

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