WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

Yea, that certainly would be surprising; not surprised that you immediately moved away from Fido for your own, but next time obviously look ahead. What I do when power-walking is to always carry an umbrella; that way - with it open - you can scare, befuddle, and (hopefully) block Fido from attacking you. It sure does work on itty bitty dogs when there's no fence, but I live out in the country where everybody has big front yards, so it's easier to see unfenced-in dogs approach from much further away. Hope you twist an ankle, OP. Safe walking/ jogging! :-D

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jbuckets_404 38

Yea, that certainly would be surprising; not surprised that you immediately moved away from Fido for your own, but next time obviously look ahead. What I do when power-walking is to always carry an umbrella; that way - with it open - you can scare, befuddle, and (hopefully) block Fido from attacking you. It sure does work on itty bitty dogs when there's no fence, but I live out in the country where everybody has big front yards, so it's easier to see unfenced-in dogs approach from much further away. Hope you twist an ankle, OP. Safe walking/ jogging! :-D

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Major_Haywire 7

It was only a Chihuahua for Christ sake

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