Work and Kids: But my babiiiiiiies!

But my babiiiiiiies!

By fmylifeee - 27/09/2019 04:00

Today, my wife and I invited my boss over for dinner, specifically warning her not to bring her children due to our house not being childproof. She surprised us by walking in with her toddlers. They both shat on our carpets, then my dog knocked them into a wall. I guess I'll start looking for another job. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 September 2019 4:05

She so ******* owes you, that ignorant bitch. You SPECIFICALLY said not to bring her toddlers over, and what does she do… she brings them. Nothing that happened with them and the dog is your fault at all, and she owes you for carpet cleaning. If she fires you, tell her to suck it.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 September 2019 6:30

You shouldn't quit your job just because your boss has shit kids. Perhaps her workplace is just as shitty as her children and this is a good excuse to part ways.

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 September 2019 4:05

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 September 2019 6:30

You shouldn't quit your job just because your boss has shit kids. Perhaps her workplace is just as shitty as her children and this is a good excuse to part ways.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 27 September 2019 11:40

well maybe she had no choice and had to bring them, next time ask for the raise at work

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 27 September 2019 14:39

Or the parents should've cancelled until they found a babysitter for another night. But still, the parents should've made sure that the kids didn't shat on the carpet. One doing so is an accident (pun intended); 2x is being irresponsible. Good luck, OP!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 30 September 2019 14:32

YOUR house.. if they come with kids, don't allow them in. Tell them that you warned them plenty of times. I'd respect someone's wishes to not have my kid there. If I couldn't find a sitter I'd reschedule. Frankly the parent should have cleaned up their shit.