Kids, Mother in law, Public freakouts and Childfree: But now…

But now…

By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 08:30 - United States - Sewell

Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML

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By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 17:00

Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML

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Unpaid

By Anonymous - 12/01/2022 10:59

Today, I informed my daughter-in-law that I’m a granny, not an unpaid, on-call 24/7 babysitter, and no, I will not be babysitting her kids all day so she can go to an all-day brunch with her similarly selfish girlfriends. She threw an actual tantrum and threatened to put me in a home. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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Devil parents

By Pandaling - 26/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mother-in-law said: "People who don't have kids are children of the devil." I'm infertile, she knows this. FML

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By Margo - 15/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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But mah granbabies!

By That 30s Show - 19/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

Thursday 30 August 2018 20:39

she's just giving you an example why you don't want children LOL

Miss_Red 18

Thursday 30 August 2018 11:11

To a mother of three to you.. a happily child free individual. Keep fighting for what you want in your life. Keep fighting for what makes you happy in your life, and if that means having no kids, then keep your head high and dont listen to anyone who tries to force or coerce you into parenthood if you dont want it. Parenthood is a personal choice, not an expectation.

Comments

Miss_Red 18

Thursday 30 August 2018 11:11

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 6 September 2018 4:18

Every child deserves to be loved and cared for. This requires parents who want children. Having children just to please someone else is a recipe for disaster.

Miss_Red 18

Thursday 6 September 2018 8:18

I completely agree. I was born an unwanted child and I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy. Having children is a personal choice and shouldnt be expected of someone because they are a certain age, gender or because they are married. I've got three kids because I wanted my kids.. it was my choice. There are others who dont want kids at all, and that's perfectly normal as well. My childfree friends love and dote upon my kids. ^_^

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Thursday 30 August 2018 20:39

she's just giving you an example why you don't want children LOL

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 30 August 2018 22:09

"Why would I want an immature, self-interested child who thinks only of themselves...? I HAVE YOU!"

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 5 September 2018 17:04

Wait wait wait... you didn't hate your MIL before her tantrum? What kind of family did you marry into? I hate my in-laws with a passion, and I'm single! I despise them that much.

AzrielB 8

Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:30

From an evolutionary perspective if you married her only child, you are basically erasing her biological immortality, but she deserves it for not being an r strategist

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 6 September 2018 4:19

Her fault for only having one child. If that's important to you then have multiple children. Her son can also donate sperm though.

GoogieWithers 22

Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:35

Please explain to her that you are unable to devote the time to deal with tantrums, bad behaviour and immature behaviour and raise a child of your own.

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 5 September 2018 21:50

OP, my sincere sympathies for either having an in law with dementia or she is an an idiot. But to be honest the crying screaming and kicking on the floor sounds more like dementia than anything else. Be sure to keep an eye on her in the future for other childlike behaviors. And never, ever allow her a key to your home.

samomaha 17

Wednesday 5 September 2018 23:06

Wow. A classic example of Narccisistic Personality Disorder. Google it, YouTune it, learn about it. You will learn some lessons on how to deal with her and will appreciate the knowledge.