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Some peoples grams man...they be crazy. And FIRST
Wtf?
Who says your going to have kids at all and that you're not child free? She acts like your opinion doesn't matter. Women aren't obligated to have children. You're not a baby making machine.
Yeah, she may some issues there. Been using shower gel for years and got pregnant twice (whilst on the pill) and using shower gel. Kids are really healthy. Definitely no infertility from shower gel.
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Show it anywayTell her that if you smell, you won't find a man. If you can't find a man, you can't give her grandbabies.
I hope you got it any way. You are your own gel needing person.
Well if you put soap there, you kill the bacteria, which can be harmful. Just like the bacteria in your stomach, they're necessary to keep you healthy :)
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Show it anywayYou're supposed to clean around your vag, not inside it since it's a self cleaning organ.
#31 there are special soaps for the lady parts.
Some ladies clean inside their vaginas, its called douching. It's widely regarded as not a good idea.
And you don't even need soap to clean around the ****** really. Some good warm water will do.
31, It's an FML because her grandmother was being absolutely ridiculous. If cleaning female genitalia lead to infertility this wouldn't be the first time you'd be hearing it.
Bacterial vaginosis is caused by using fragranced soaps on that area, which is how it damages it
I can't even comprehend the thought process behind that...
Depending on how old she is I wouldn't put too much blame on her. My grandmother is also very paranoid about health and thinks everything is so dangerous nowadays. Maybe ask her to be a little more respectful and not make a scene next time.
Looks like granny's going senile
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Tell her that if you smell, you won't find a man. If you can't find a man, you can't give her grandbabies.
I can't even comprehend the thought process behind that...