Awkward, Cute and Love: But wait, there's more! - FML

But wait, there's more!

By T-Pain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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chrispaul444 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:16

pretty legit reason to stop macking imo

poolshark 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:24

1)How the hell does one rip up a tomato planter? (#4) 2)Why does there happen to be a Topsy Turvey Upside Down Tomato Planter ad on this page? Propaganda much?

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tweetspie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:05

Those things are sweet. My boyfriend has stopped making out with me for Star Wars. This is not a FML, it's a male norm.

RawrrKai 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:43

Ha. I see the ad for that stupid Tomato thing on this page.

xx_hayleyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:33

i saw a commercial for that, it looks so ******* stupid.

cpot 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:18

LOL your boyfriend is gay.... if he rather watch a thing on tomato planter than make out HE"S GAY!!!!!

19d00m_bAbE99 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 10:50

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA when I was reading this I was crying but after I read it the commertial came on and I jumped up and started laughing hystarically and couldent stop crying! boy did my stomach hurt! so now everytime that comes on I think of you lol. =] hey you must admid those infomercials are somewhat catchy....but I would'nt stop making out......geez

skittlesxmonster 5

Monday 27 April 2009 6:01

OMFG #7 THATS THERE FOR ME TOO!!!!!!!

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:22

Lol, he likes his planters.

FunsizedWriter 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:22

It's a pretty amazing infomercial...I would stop making out for it too haha

FunsizedWriter 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:22

It's a pretty amazing infomercial...I would stop making out for it too haha

FunsizedWriter 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:22

It's a pretty amazing infomercial...I would stop making out for it too haha

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