Kids, Parents and Miscellaneous: Buzzkill

Buzzkill

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 620

You deserved it 6 181

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 408

You deserved it 3 805

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By Still Waiting - 16/08/2016 18:54 - United States - Wenatchee

Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 882

You deserved it 1 011

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By notsoaloneanymore - 17/06/2016 04:32 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 076

You deserved it 3 183

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 417

You deserved it 144

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, when my dad says he needs my help and that it will only take 15 minutes, it will actually take all day because he doesn't plan ahead. This has happened three times now, so this time I demanded he compensate me for my time if I have to drive out there. He called me an "entitled little shit" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 397

You deserved it 207

By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 696

You deserved it 4 077

Oh no

By Bad sibling - 07/03/2019 20:00

Today, as planned, my dad confirmed that he would be flying up to visit me for the weekend. Not planned, however, was that my whiny and high-maintenance sister invited herself along too. There's no way I can dis-invite her without offending my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 128

You deserved it 236

By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 770

You deserved it 3 826

Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 532

You deserved it 3 558

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 680

You deserved it 3 590

benhd1 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:46

Then egg his house, he'll never suspect a thing.

klorehore 24

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:48

It's a perfect opportunity to use your powers for evil, he'll never suspect you since you're the responsible one!

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:40

*sigh*… good try, Noor.

AlexiAwesome 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:47

He's giving you room to "mess up"

AlexiAwesome 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:48

He's giving you wiggle room

ShawnBushOG 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:55

he seems like too much of a "bro"

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:04

28- I found it funny...

simoncat 11

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:40

No wonder your parents divorced. Your father is an immature asshole. I'm sorry for you, as you bear the brunt of his assholishness. Be glad it's only on scheduled weekends, not daily.

MakinMills 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:53

lighten up a bittttt

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:11

Look up the definition of irony and try again.

fityfo54 8

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:18

When did they get divorced? I mean because 5 is a pretty low number just sayin.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:24

It doesn't matter how long they've been divorced. Wether it be 6 months or 6 years, it's still pretty hurtful to know that your own father doesn't like or want to spend time with you and has made that fact clear. Parents should WANT to spend time with their kids not because they are fun to be around, although that does make it easier and more enjoyable, but because they are their child and should be loved unconditionally.