Health, Relatable, Babies and Breastfeeding: Very helpful, dude

Very helpful, dude

By anon - 14/06/2021 08:01

Today, I sent my husband out for baby formula and cocoa butter to soothe my boobs from breastfeeding. He came back with powdered milk and deep heat rub. AND he still wanted praise for at least having tried to get what I asked for. I would kill him, but I need his wages while I'm on maternity. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By Sarah grace - 30/10/2017 01:30

Today, I challenged my husband to look after our twins by himself all day, like I normally do. When I got home, both babies had on clean nappies and clothes, dinner was cooked, the house was spotless, and 3 loads of washing were done. Smug bastard. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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Mr Knowitall

By put your money where your milkmakers are - 28/02/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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By Mary - 10/07/2011 12:49 - United States

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

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By hungry - 15/08/2016 03:03 - United States - Waverly

Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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ojoRojo 27

Monday 14 June 2021 9:03

Yeah noooo. Those things are vastly different. Did he go back out for the correct items?? Congrats on your baby!

hope jm 5

Monday 14 June 2021 12:49

next time remind him to use his phone if he's unsure what to get. duh. if be pissed to. I always use my phone if I'm unsure because they are out of something.

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ojoRojo 27

Monday 14 June 2021 9:03

Yeah noooo. Those things are vastly different. Did he go back out for the correct items?? Congrats on your baby!

1known 30

Monday 14 June 2021 10:27

That kind of man still exist? No kidding?

Plop 17

Monday 14 June 2021 12:29

Well, if he has life insurance, you could still hope for him to have an untimely "accident".

hope jm 5

Monday 14 June 2021 12:49

next time remind him to use his phone if he's unsure what to get. duh. if be pissed to. I always use my phone if I'm unsure because they are out of something.

Chazzster 28

Monday 14 June 2021 17:44

Give him a written list next time. Make sure he can read it - Or send him a text or email so he will have that with him at the store.

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 15 June 2021 4:51

let's remember he's not a child and she's busy taking care of one. he can text her or call her to double check. yes a list would be nice but let's not put this on her it's 100% his fault